JOKE BOY AGAINST CYCLES - Рыбаченко Олег Павлович. Страница 5

  the Cycles for a reason -

  Let's smash the dinosaurs into pieces!

  And the boy-genius began to press with his nimble hands the buttons of this strange cube. And the huge and evil tyrannosaurs came closer and closer to the detachment of child warriors. And large, two and a half meters tall cyclists have already begun to fire from their coolly tricked-out laser machine guns.

  Adala tweeted:

  Your fate is in the balance

  Monsters are attacking us!

  But thank God, there are friends,

  But thank God, there are friends!

  And strike such a blow

  Until it's not too late!

  And then the three tyrannosaurs walking in front suddenly turned around and attacked each other. And they began to tear with their claws strong, gray to brown speckled skin. The Cycles flew off the monsters and writhed in a fit. Other tyrannosaurs began to attack them, and they really gave, breaking bones and grinding the meat of the defeated aliens.

  Adala remarked with a sigh:

  - It's horrible!

  The warrior boy with red hair sang:

  - War makes life terrible,

  A death worthy and beautiful!

  Here again, Edik twisted something in the Rubik's Cube . And again, other tyrannosaurs rushed at each other and bit. At the same time, they dropped cycles . They tried to shoot back. But their fire was not very effective against such monsters.

  The children sang merrily:

  In vain the enemy believes

  What can break us brave ...

  Who dares, he attacks in battle -

  Enemies will be beaten furiously!

  But in this case, the enemies of the cycles exterminated and shot, just at each other. And they were crushed by tyrannosaurs. And such a mess ensued. And the blood of the dinosaurs was green and blue, and the blood of the cyclists was orange. One of them had his helmet off. And a very nasty mug became visible, however, vaguely resembling a human one. But in tattoos, with terrible creatures.

  Adala squeaked:

  - Yes, these creatures are not very pleasant, and such adults!

  Edik confidently replied:

  - Here I never, I hope, will not become an adult, and even more so an old man! There is a way for our team not to grow up, in any case, the body!

  The children sang in chorus:

  Adults, of course, are fools,

  You don't need to grow a beard...

  We don"t have to shave, children,

  Being immortal is an eternal reward!

  Here the artillery of the castle began to beat on its own troops, and did it with colossal fury.

  Suddenly, heavier guns appeared on the walls, and gifts began to be thrown out that exploded like miniature atomic bombs, and even characteristic mushrooms rose!

  Adala sang anxiously:

  Nuclear war, nuclear war

  You are the power of hell, so terrible,

  People, believe me, do not need!

  Edik nodded, he had a fashionable, light, slightly golden haircut. A very sweet boy who could well, with his pretty, angelic face, star in commercials. By the way, he was filmed under other circumstances and adventures.

  And all around was smoking, and jets of smoke were rising up.

  The warrior girl asked Edik:

  - And how are we going to take this fortress? Silence, right?

  The genius boy replied with a smile:

  - Not really! Rather, on the contrary, with sound!

  The warrior boy with an eagle pierced on his cheek was surprised:

  - What sound? Maybe ultrasound?

  Edik replied:

  - No! We'll use hypersonics! This I think you will like.

  The young warriors laughed and said:

  Soak in the swearing of the cycle ,

  And kill the ghoul...

  Tighten the nuts tight

  And the dog barked!

  But here again the gates of the castle opened, for the umpteenth time. And a mechanical boa constrictor crawled out of them, moreover, of colossal size. And his mouth is larger than that of a sperm whale. And the teeth, like huge drills, spin and buzz, and sparkle in the air.

  Here is another monster of cybernetics.

  Adala noted, licking her scarlet lips with her tongue: